If I grow out my beard I look like a hobo. Its fine hair that’s not dense enough, light colored, and wily AF. My moustache looks like a pedo stache too. I rock a good chin strap and stubble stache though!

I’ve always loved the idea of having a good beard, shame it just doesn’t work well for me the way I’d like.

I can’t grow facial hair

As he is sucking down a soy latte.