Seems to only mention SSRI specifically, not about antidepressants in general

Also this: “suggested that the active ingredients in 10 of the most popularly prescribed antidepressant medications made a meaningful difference in only 15 percent of the patients who took them, almost always in those patients suffering from the most severe depression”

So yeah… that’s me lmfao…

BORTLES!

Plot twist: I AM THE AI, I just don’t know yet 🤖

(Terminator 4 has joined the chat)

I already have no clue how to jerk off anyways… never did it; I might already have it tbh lmao

“You die in 50 years…”

5 seconds later…

“Unfortunately in about 10 seconds after you receive the answer, you accidentally fall as you are jumping up and down celebrating, you hit your head and you’re in a coma until you get cut off 50 years later and officially die”

…

The End

Sleepily ever after…

there’s an entity that knows everything, and I can communicate with that entity, i can ask the entity any question, giving me infinite responses

But what if that entity is being a dick and refuse to answer any questions?

As I pondered at what I could possibly ask, I blurted out “Do I get time to think about this or do I have to ask it like… right now?”

OH SHIT FUCK I DIDN’T MEAN TO ASK…

“It doesn’t matter anymore, now you don’t.”

And with that, I realized… I FUCKED UP…

Nah, then they could murder us… It’s safer to find one just advanced enough but not too advanced…

ERROR: YOUR PACEMAKER HAS CRASHED, PLEASE PRESENT YOUR ID TO VERIFY THAT YOU…

checks notes

… actually need a pacemaker and not just some kid… why need ID? cuz… something something counterterrorism and protect children…

Lol, My dad literally mixes it into fried rice as he’s doing the frying, when he was too tired to fry the eggs separately.

Does this apply to Mestashtics?

Meshtashtic-net, anyone?

I wonder what the “Lib-Right” would say about this lmao

Lemmy is like “OMG MY INTERNET IN THE 90s! gOoD oL’ dAyS!”

I’m like: Bitch, my family didn’t even have internet till 2010 when we emigrated from China

And we had to boil water… was a culture shock to hear about just… filing up a cup water at the sink…

Is “Pro-Constitution” and “Anti-Tyranny” gonna be on a list of banned words?

Lmao if everyone had a nuke, me and my older brother would’ve nuked each other the moment we landed in JFK and got our green cards…

Sorry, I don’t wanna get accused of being a “CCP Spy trying to sabotage destabalize America” and then DHS will declare my family as foreign terrorists, then have ICE raid my house and deport my dad, a non-citizen.

Cuz in this country, whenever a non-white person does something, everyone who looks like that is getting targeted in hate crimes…

Then the entire Chinese diaspora community would be like: “Why did this loser have to stir the pot and ruin it for the rest of us?”

This problem on the white dudes who voted him in.

No joke, this is has the vibe of my fictional worldbuilding/lore stuff

I like it

That doesn’t sounds like an overthrow, more like an intended part of the system.

Overthrow would be like:

“Alright folks lets delete the senate and the electoral college, slaps podium in the house of representatives lets rename this this thing ‘Parliament’ and have proportional representation”

Difference is most countries are aimed at self-defence… as in against home invaders and such…

The US 2nd amendment seems to be intended for “protection against a tyrannical government”…

The Front Man managed to get the money from S.Korea to the US…

I think I’ll be fine…

(Okay seriously tho, I’d buy crypto to launder the money and hide it from IRS…)

How do they even verify my foreign birth certificate?

Like I could just forge one bearing the seal of my former country, how do they even tell if that’s legit?