I saw Oppenheimer in theaters and spent the entire time going: “this is just imitation game but everyone sucks and instead of saving millions of lives and being punished by your government for it… The man kills millions of people and then gets awarded for it…”

I definitely need to rewatch it.

Wow I didn’t remember this one AT ALL!

It was such blissful ignorance…

The bit on the left is actually just the curb. The sidewalk there is protected by a wall.

The best thing about Event Horizon is how incredibly gorey it is. Definitely not what OP is after.

Yes, trump has also offered him a spot on his cabinet

That’s why I couldn’t find it! Thank you!

I planned to already!

Them moving their mouth too much made the AI think they were distracted driving and would dock them for it.

Noooooooo

Including joke reviews, the game had a 16% rating and was so poorly made that within those 2 days it killed the popularity of both Culling games extremely quickly.

The first game was popular because it was a twist on the genre while the 2nd one was a quickly thrown together (almost exact) clone of DayZ.

The word scam was thrown around a lot in those 2 days.

It’s definitely not the fastest but it’s really close.

The fastest full shutdown currently belongs to The Culling 2 which only lasted 2 days between launch and being closed completely.

The Day Before is another big example of a game that lasted an incredibly short time but despite that game lasting 4 days before no longer being sold, the games servers stayed on much longer than that meaning that it was shut down after Concord despite being cancelled before it.

The Culling 2 shut down completely in just 2 days

Damn… War and peas did a bit of a joke steal

I second Titanfall 2. The campaign is the closest thing to a perfect game I’ve ever played.

Dear god I just wish itch had the ability to sort games in literally any way at all… Please let me sort all the games I got from bundles holy shit it would make me use the store way more…

Honestly even sorting by platform would be enough just fucking anything please

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My friend: sharing a meme as their own

Me: who originally sent them the meme

Also yeah I really enjoy this image and I think the fable of the scorpion and the frog could be used in more memes tbh

Do you think they’ll survive the whole tour?

This comment is just to test if you’re still doomscrolling.

In the desert being starved and dehydrated, it’s not uncommon to hallucinate things like water and trees. They are called “Mirages”

There was a popular band back in the 90s named Oasis. They look like the two in the bottom. (You’ll probably recognize them most for the song Wonderwall)

This joke is both a straightforward pun of their name being Oasis but also a little bit of a deeper cut because the two members of the band fucking hated each other the entire time so them being together has to be a mirage.