He wants to hang out in a mango tree with a small flock of friends wearing the same camouflage as they bite all the mangoes!

I believe they used ä not å and my guess would be it’s because of the eyes

Ready to POUNCE in any direction!

Right wing, left wing, they’ll eat the whole bird, thanks

On Reddit I used to keep it set to Top of the last hour. Here it’s more sensible to keep it at Top of the last six hours or twelve hours. As with Reddit, filter out what you don’t like or don’t care about, and subscribe to what you don’t want to miss.

Get used to no karma. You’ll still be able to see what others think about what your input, but it’s not going to stick with you.

I always thought “take us to your leader” implied they didn’t know who that was but were willing to go to whoever the random person considered their leader. Otherwise why not just go directly to the leader in the first place?

You made what is obviously a cat bed. You should be glad she likes it.

I know what they meant and it still pisses me off that CAPTCHAs don’t say click on EACH square that contains cars, or a car, or a penis or whatever. Using the plural is intentionally vague

Hector

At what percentage of black to white does tuxedo cat become cow cat?

Problem is they’re already trained on the sermons posted online by the hatingest humans

She’s so thin! Needs food and a vet visit. Probably has belonged to a person if she lets you pet her, so have the vet check if she has a chip.

dispose of acquire

He may be shy now but he looks like he’s destined to be a lap cat one day 🐈

Hah, I’m envisioning them breaking down the door, letting out a giant puff of smoke and flames, and taking off their boots before entering the apartment.

Ambulance paramedics and firefighters here are cross-trained because their skills are so often needed together. I’m sure there’s a person on the team who’s the best at starting an IV and another who’s the best at swiftwater rescue and another who can get grandma out of a flaming attic better than anyone else but the paramedics have been trained to help fight fires and the firefighters have CPR/first aid training.

(Why grandma was in the flaming attic, I can’t tell you.)

Oh no, that door is being held open by me before they even step out of the elevator.

Having had to call the paramedics way too many times over the decades, I’ve never once experienced rudeness from them. Although I’m in Los Angeles so they’re professionals not volunteers, and also I expect them to keep their boots on.

Especially because they’re going to have to take the gurney outside on the balcony to get it into and out of the bedroom, and I also wouldn’t want a delay at our door for them to tie their bootlaces before heading to the hospital.

In situations where you’re basically saying, “thank you for being a better driver than me,” opening your window and putting out your hand with all fingers fully spread is the correct gesture. For me at least, it dissipates my anger when someone has cut me off, because at least they’re acknowledging and apologizing. I usually assume the reason is because shitty GPS gave them impossible directions.

Elephangels!

You assume we will ever have another president.

But if we are allowed an election I’d vote for someone who made that part of their platform.