I think it was from one of the Creep Show movies, Tales from the Crypt, or a similar collection, but a short about teens on a raft on a lake being picked off by some kind of black slime/algae thing. Never been comfortable swimming in lakes since

Oh man, completely forgot about this until now. Could explain why I’m not a cat person

Ditching the launcher is great, but I’m guessing they will still require you to create a Ubisoft account and link it in so you can hop over to their store when it “improves”. Better, but a day late and a dollar short