Let’s rewrite that headline in a more positive tone.

AI doomerism is driven by those with a clear perspective.

SPOILER ALERT: In a shocking twist, Musk ends up propelling the Earth directly into the Sun.

I’m certainly glad the feds gave up on optics. This should hopefully make for an excellent dark comedy movie once it wraps up (if Sean is aquitted).

There’s more profit in causing and treating cancer than curing it. Can’t weaken those revenue streams just so some poor people can go on living. If they were worth saving then they wouldn’t have been born better.

There are preventative measures but they’re all based on the rich not poisoning everyone for profit.

Never thought I’d see the day where the term “butt breath” wasn’t an insult

A xitterthought?

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Science cannot move forward without heaps!

This seems adjacent to the plot of Outbreak though

clears throat WHY?!?!

Damn, I didn’t realize plankton had it so hard. Makes sense that it would be krill or be krilled.

Then wouldn’t he have gone to plankton heaven?

You could take refuge in the fact that you must have been a very good plankton to make it all the way to human in a single cycle.

Google, protecting you from privacy

That’s why they use EUA (États-Unis d’Amérique) for the abbreviation.

Go real fast and turn to the left?