I’m gonna need a source on that

You don’t understand. This was actually the first joke, so while it may not be funny to us, it was hilarious to the people who first heard it, and all other humor ultimately derived from this one joke

Biden’s America, folks

“You looked at your phone for about 12 hours”. Thanks Apple

Nobody said she needs a qualifier. Maybe Little Debbie is just cuter sounding than Debbie

Does it?

The seconds I’d save remembering which combination of dollar signs and exclamation points to use would never help me find a better job or otherwise improve my life. I’m okay with the up arrow too.

The ‘manly’ man can also appreciate her for who she really is

I can’t see it, smell it, taste it, and it doesn’t make anybody I know sick. I’m not too worried.

Most of my world is criss-crossed with a complex network of floating conveyor belts that don’t in any way adhere to any principles of physics, but I did also create a train network for a couple products, and built a nuclear power plant, just for the challenge

It’s more like the vast majority of gamers prefer the convenience of downloading over ownership

Those things are part of owning

Whenever I lock my door, I do something unique and unusual at the same time. Like knocking the door knob twice, or tapping my forehead. When I try to remember if I locked the door or not, I’m no longer concerned if I’m just remembering locking it from a previous day, because I remember doing the unique action too

It looks like one of those flat buttons flush with the surface of the controller. And it’s under the home button, so I feel like you’d have to be pretty deliberate to trigger it

Just don’t use it? My PS5 controller has a media share button I’ve never used. If they suddenly made that feature pay-to-use it still wouldn’t affect me

This is the lamest controversy I’ve ever heard

The “original” version of that quote is unattested and likely made up post facto