Just a light drizzle of terror

One of my favourite Oglafs

A bird so absolute about its diet could only be a sith

Wondering if it’s fresh pasta

Best sea shanty simulator of all time

Unironically I would not know whether to cheer or boo

Considering the flag in the back I’d say your dead on

As a reptile, wouldn’t a dragon dong be a hemipene?

For anyone being asked to provide evidence or sources that “Orange Man Bad”, the latest Some More News episode has you covered:

https://youtu.be/ciZ5XDxUJhI?si=zcSnwLvFyAA1qBcP

George was good at story, not so good at worldbuilding, and he was only kind of good at stories by following the hero of a thousand faces archetype

War is peace.

Nah, let’s get Christopher Nolan to make it and it becomes a mind-bending exploration of consumerism, pagan festivals and the death of innocence.

It literally could not be worse. You’d still have all the civil servants who run things, just randomly select the lawmakers every four years and let’s see what happens.

It’s the rich flavour you get from puddles that dogs crave

Read to the tune of Sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne

Their user name is making me wonder if they’re a very subtle and clever novelty account

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Eat it and gain superpowers, but lose your ability to swim

Or you could just give them homes for a lower cost than criminalizing and incarcerating them.

Naw, this some damned shit