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I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that a freshly cut rose is your favorite flower, and that you’ve got several potted cacti about your home.
Well aktchually this wouldn’t happen because as we flatties all know, there’s a 150 foot high wall at the edge! Ha! Checkmate, logical people!
You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, “we’re going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He’s crazy.”
Auto-brewery syndrome is a real condition, and much like Persistent genital arousal disorder, sufferers say it is not at all as awesome as their name may indicate.
You look at me as I pop my AirPods Pro in, and press and hold one the stems, and you see:

Probably just the getting zombified since the comic doesn’t seem to portray any hostility to the zombies due to them being chill.


Really gotta hand to the dems for their fantastic response lol


Time to make AI videos of trump eating actual shit from a horse’s ass, go crazy and flood their zone with ‘em.
Shit. Things with me would get a lotta weird.


Rock-smacking lowly beasts are running the show (into the ground).


Excellent work, carry on.


Seconded, my experience as well.
🤯 no fkn way
Stahp. I can get only so erect.
lol whack ‘em good on the noggin with a proper tyre iron and they become right friendly little buggers. Got two of ‘em doing me yard work as I type this, hey! Can’t let ‘em near the dunny, though, or it’s absolute chockers in no time.
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