I wasn’t aware we were supposed to be funding private religious institutions anyway, as that would be a viol…

Oh wait, I forgot what timeline we’re in - the one where laws mean nothing.

Damn, having him nationalize the oil industry with 50% of the revenue funneled towards development of alternative energy. Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Just make them roll an extra 15% into the cost of delivery and pay the drivers more. Tips are dumb.

If you want a luxury food delivery service, then pay the luxury cost.