Go to big lots, buy sets. No more thinking. If get fun mugs, they live up high. Da end

Exactly. Like 1997 on, but fuck I was 3 when it came out. But they became popular around 2002 according to some variety article, and surpassed vhs in 2003. Wild the players were $800 when they first came out.

You can’t put a mask on and cover your distinguishing features? Weak

They even have classes to easily make emojis. Like it’s absurd the customer service they have. Windows tells you to fuck off. Does Linux have one? (I ran Ubuntu in college but honestly the ease of Mac switched me, and then dealing with windows at work killed any desire to be near a windows product).

Do they not have iPads? Every old person I know has an iPad they are glued to. If they are used to that, they can handle macOS

Break it. Do crime. Do it.

Requiem for a dream

The car was invented in 1886. Centuries?

Edmund Halley, yeah Hal-lee

They can’t even pronounce Halley’s Comet right. They’re not changing it.

They’ll get bailed out. Only losses are socialized.

Wasn’t that called 4chan?

Lol. I’m 32. The thought of having a 14 year old is a terrifying concept to me. I’m still waiting to grow up.

Well, hopefully we’ll get a shrike and it’ll put all the billionaires in the tree of pain.

No. There are multiple 9+ in modern history.

The Richter scale has no theoretical limit. It has a practical limit based on limits of what energy could be released, but there is no hard this stops at 10

BG3, The Witcher 3, Final Fantasy 3. Wait do I have a 3 problem?

Lived in and around DC basically my whole life. I have never once seen a “banoffee pie” nor would I be able to identify it or describe it.

BAGEL