Not fat enough.

God bless your soul.

How did it get into the water in the first place?

WE HAD A DEAL!!

I don’t think it’s a wok. (Because the type of pot is what’s weird about shrimp in the bathroom.)

But why is his mom taking a “selfie” for him? I get he doesn’t have any hands free because of how he’s flexing. But then why wouldn’t you just have the other person take a picture of you directly, rather than through a mirror?

Maybe his mom was in the kitchen and he called her in to the bathroom to take the “selfie” but she was cooking shrimp, so she put it down on the bathroom counter? But then he has his own empty container looks like he is ready to fill up.

I didn’t realize there were alternate pronunciations. Is this like gif level arguments at the NSA meetings?

What are the pronunciations?

If you own your own home, anyone can get your full name through property records. Is this really that different?

More like the discman. Or whatever they called those.

The Walkman played tapes. You could jump around and shake that thing almost as much as you wanted without disturbing the data it was reading from the tape. With discmen, they eventually added some kind of read-ahead buffer which allowed a certain amount of “shaking” for x period of time (like 30 seconds, 60 sendings) before it would disturb the data being read and your music would get all fucked up. I imagine this record player in a car would have very similar issues while driving.

This seems like walking with a portable CD player.

And how is this different from hail?

Damn, where are you?

Be safe.

It would be nice to see some additional interests and communities.

That instance bans people for nothing, and has some automated ban sync system in place. It’s crazy.

They are so adorable ❤️

“This is totally just an accident. We use AI to calculate our sales and apply that to the rebate program. So it’s totally not criminal fraud or anything. Thanks.”