I “tee-hee’d”

Plus Dollar Generals may be the only option in food deserts.

Fuck yeah

Oracle can get ultrafucked

you’re not? Where did I leave him :(

Cool read. Thanks!

Wild how things are moving.

I mean 6 eyes? Cmon. Whats next, 7? Oh lord. And then what, 8? Urg my gosh!

Bro is Kaptain Kernel

I’d rather BioWare go to the employees. EA will just give us more scraps of games they obviously don’t give a shit about. “We heard your passion and your friend EA is going to figure something out”. Fuck EA.

I was trying to explain this to the offices normies and I sounded insane.

That made me realize maybe I don’t even understand it completely. Then I read this article.

No. It was that dumb. So dumb it sounds implausible. But that’s how bugs are. So dumb someone would assume it’s impossible or never even think about it.

Leave it to beaver

Digg it

That’s what she said?

“It’s wild to me people are still using PHP”

You must be isolated from development if you think PHP is not still everywhere.

Citizen dossiers need storage uh I mean MEMES. Think of the memes you can make with all this power. Heh. Just goofin right guys?

“She got a penitentiary body.”

You let him “Tweet” and take “meetings”. I’m convinced he’s already living in a bubble. Everyone telling him the economy is great are his cronies making money hand over fist. It’s why he gets so defensive. Also cause he’s a fucking liar.

They could definitely Truman show that guy with little effort.

All will become X. Like a butthole.

A butthole full of shit.

Over under Trump resigns at two years plus a day. They want JD the puppet to have a potential 10 year roadway.

“He’s stepping down for the good of the nation. What a hero. What a martyr.”

Then they let him rally and tour for his base until he gets bored. Let him wander around and schmooze until the dementia gets deep enough to tuck him away somewhere with a few blonde attendants and his Qatari jet.

Aw beans