I’d watch star wars re-created in the Emporers Universe.

YOU MAY PULL THE LEVER WHEN READY

Oh yeah that response REEKS of being written by an LLM

Where are you pulling your stats from?

If you’re in the USA then depending on your state … yes!

Is Graphene not still Android?

It’s like playing Russian roulette without spinning the chamber.

I’ve pulled the trigger 4 times already, I must just be lucky so let’s keep pulling that trigger!

I want a haunted hotel sim game now where you have to balance the haunting to haunt the maximum number of guests.

I am scarred like an elder manatee by my little shits

Cats are an invasive species introduced by humans basically everywhere they are.

The problem we have is letting cats roam free, if you don’t want your pet rescued don’t leave it outside

If you don’t do a sick yo-yo trick with your newborn when it’s born it’s considered a bad omen

Thank you for posting release release posts

Unfortunately Lemmy is rife with CSAM too, but the larger instances have done a pretty great job eliminating it.

Smaller instances still get dumped on sometimes.

Edit: actually it feels like it’s been a year or so since any CSAM spam events, so good job everyone

You’ve been told already.

It’s how you’re acting.

You’re being called out for it.

Then you doubled down.

A sealion is someone who demands more proof more proof more proof because no amount of proof will change their mind.

That’s the joke it shoulda been

Secrets from EMTs:

Cats starve to death or escape, dogs eat their owners.

The straw is the last thing I tend to worry about getting the sorta carbonated water that doesn’t have enough syrup in it so you’re basically drinking carbonated municipal water supply with some chemical colorants.

M as in Mancy