this is just an ad

to be fair if you’re a legit customer of 2K in the year of our lord 2026 you kinda deserve everything coming your way

love your optimism

this is the more optimistic scenario. they actually want to do this with kids.

can’t blame them; there were no signs in the beginning.

I’m assuming this is a joke that went over people’s heads

Bethesda’s never had a good writer since Morrowind. the best story tellers in Bethesda were the people who designed the obscure side locations with environmental storytelling, and I guess Bethesda took that as a slight against its reputation and replaced handmade locations with reusable slop in starfield. it’s like they are trying to get worse with every game.

the engineering was Bethesda’s, though

while I do get the ick from restrictive language like that, my main problem with the second sign would be that I’m 98% sure that it’s indicative that the “feminists” are actually terfs and by “women only” they mean “no <t-slur>s”

I didn’t realize it’s ambiguous until you asked, but if i were to draw a hand-off I’d put the object in the hand of the person giving the object, rather than receiving. seems more intuitive to me to capture the beginning of an act rather than the end.

well if you didn’t jump ship in 2022 i guess this is your time

why isn’t there a rating that says

#E

EVERYONE

^(above 18, there’s some fucked up shit in this)

what else was it going to be, only people with blue eyes who are 10 or more? yeah duh, whatever qualifier you put after “everyone” just limits the population to that qualifier, so why say “everyone” at all? having a giant E for everyone with a tiny 10+ is misleading, but also stupid and pointless. just put a 10+ sign.

but… the beavers are altering!

what kind of rating is “everyone 10+”? if it’s 10+ it ain’t everyone.

well thank God for having a penis and a worm instead, and only an interest in collecting carcasses in whole or part

good.

what does it take for a person get institutionalized

ok that one looks exactly like what i would imagine if i heard the words “polish cheesecake”

that’s irrelevant. they point is change came when scrutiny began.