That alien doesn’t even have a numeral for 4, so it wouldn’t have a word for it either. If it speaks English, uses base 4, and uses the same words we do for numbers, it would sound like this when counting rocks: “One, two, three, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, twenty…”. But when it says “twelve”, it means the same thing as when we say “six”.

The joke: In any base X, the Xth number is always the first number to require a second digit. Base 4 goes 1,2,3,10,11,12,13,20,21,etc. Base 7 goes 1,2,3,4,5,6,10,etc.

A little lower, Li, but close enough!

If you have time to lean, you gave time to clean 🧹🐈‍⬛

I don’t know if this has already been suggested (and don’t have time to read all the comments) but penis whittling.

Just alert

I don’t purr when my cat wakes me up. He should take a hint.

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Oh like that circle hasn’t heard that one a million times 🙄

People used to willingly move to the US from other countries. OP could be one of those people.

That’s the MAGA version the dunk tank

The theme being you have 1 option and it’s a bad one.

What game is that?

This. You don’t play Scrabble without an agreed upon dictionary for challenges. Comic premise rejected!

Good analogy, as long as that candy jar is the only food available.

You have to be patient and let it soak in the milk for a couple minutes. When the outside is soft and there is still a little crunch in the center, it’s ready.

Pretty much everything oxidizes and breaks down. Being non-biodegradable just means bacteria won’t eat it.

Minecraft’s coordinate system is terrible. Y is vertical, X runs west to east (fine), and Z runs north to south!

The comic was written by the guy in the blue shirt