They’re making fun of some of the most ardent civilian killers of all time.

are we allowed to do that here

um

I can

But I think most people on Lemmy already know

Sorry I’m high

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Standard fart operating procedure

I get annoying clogs/half-hits when I don’t leave the cart upright

Some shit carts just straight up leak the oil out of the mouthpiece

Makes me miss herb extra hard

But my mom never shuts the fuck up about how much she hates the smell, so smoking a joint has to be an excursion downwind of my own home

I don’t speak American

Can someone translate

If they got batteries

I want them batteries

“It’s okay, because it’s Microsoft” is management’s response when I raise a concern at work.

Heaven forbid you use an open source tool that isn’t on the software whitelist yet

Do not fuck nazis

They can do it themselves

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I think their “rationale” is to snag the cartoon characters they’ve invented in their minds.

They expect an opportunist criminal to crime them.

This only makes sense if you believe there are literally millions of criminals in a town of 50 thousand residents.

I expect them to shoo away helpful people indefinitely

(Or, more likely, just arrest a random passerby and call it a success)

Thank you

I deeply appreciate the effort

who is kautsky and how did Lenin produce those paragraphs before they invented ritalin:

placeholder text for if I still want to research answers when I wake up

The people running that site must be extremely overworked

Taking it a step further, I wonder how many people I caused to go on to hate humanity because of something I wrote online

Not that it makes it any better, but at least they tried hiding operation paperclip. Hopefully indicating some kind of shame.

Volkswagen didn’t even change their name

Barely changed the logo

“Yeah we were the nazi car company who helped do the holocaust. That was a doozy. Anyways, wanna buy a nazi car?”

I whiteknuckle through it and I’m pretty sure it’s killing me

There’s no way I’m reaching 50 without a stroke or a heart attack

It’s like trying to swim upstream while almost drowning all the time

Life is hard.

hello Mike D never showed up

may I have the water

This was an interesting choice of image for the JFK mention.

it’s regular capitalism but without pesky things like “environmental laws” and “human rights”