missing the phone taking a vertical video for social media
That must have annoyed the heck out of Jesus, cause there’s an entire chapter in the bible where he tells people to stop doing it.
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On the other hand the apocryphal gospel according to swole sam is all for it
That’s gonna hurt like hell* when he falls over and rips his foot nails out sideways.
*Hurt equally or more as compared to being crucified
Rather train yourself for godliness; for while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come.
Timothy 4:8
Not a whole chapter, but still
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Also not Jesus doing the telling
The actual one I mentioned earlier that is about not flexing your charity was him. Or him according to Matthew, anyway.
Some pink panter cartoon muscles over here.
Live action
