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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
‘Why let mere mortals decide CPU priorities when the cosmos can guide us?’ asks the developer.
Here’s the GitHub repo. It is glorious.
This scheduler is 100% for educational and entertainment purposes. While the astronomical calculations are real and the scheduler actually works (it really does load into the kernel and schedule tasks!), using astrology to schedule CPU tasks is:
- Scientifically dubious
- Cosmically hilarious
- Fully functional with real retrograde detection and lunar phase scheduling
- Not recommended for production systems (but it boots and runs stably)
- Perfect for conference talks, hackathons, and proving that anything is possible
Brilliant.
I’d put it up there with the CPU emulator done in LaTeX.
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How can you even fit it into a single chunk? You’ve got to set the chunk size big enough to have the room for the whole Redstone network. I made a spot with some simple logic gates (a flip flop and an xor gate for controls) and it took up a lot of volume for even something that simple.
Even just an ALU is going to be physically massive.
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I trust this more than an LLM
This is just using dev/rand/ but with extra steps.
This made me giggle, thanks for sharing




