Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agoYouve been brought back from the dead to participate in a competition that involves all of the world's greatest to ever have lived, what is the competition?message-squaremessage-square60linkfedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down15
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareYouve been brought back from the dead to participate in a competition that involves all of the world's greatest to ever have lived, what is the competition?Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square60linkfedilink
minus-squareitkovian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoBeing a virgin. At 35 I am definitely among top 10.
minus-squarenixon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoAccording to lore anyone over 30 who is still a virgin becomes a wizard and that is why there are so few wizards about. So your competition would be a wizards battle. No offense but I’d buy tickets to that event.
minus-squareDaftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 days agoWhen you consider the fact youre not even trying this is a win win scenario for you.
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoYour opponents might hire a shady prostitute to tempt you.
Being a virgin. At 35 I am definitely among top 10.
According to lore anyone over 30 who is still a virgin becomes a wizard and that is why there are so few wizards about.
So your competition would be a wizards battle. No offense but I’d buy tickets to that event.
When you consider the fact youre not even trying this is a win win scenario for you.
Your opponents might hire a shady prostitute to tempt you.