• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    “Of course I get offended when I’m on my way to rest on my favorite blankie and the greasy primate decides to molest me with their greasy primate paws, which is why I make it a point to make them watch while I clean the defiled part of my body. But do they ever learn? NO!

  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
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    3 months ago

    On one hand, how dare you reject my love. On the other, well if you didn’t sometimes then you wouldn’t be a cat. See you 'round, gato

  • Arcanoloth@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    That’s what tou get for not asking permission to touch first. Always squat, extend a hand, and let them sniff and approve first! Consent matters =_=