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Pretty Soon, the Only Thing Between You and the Next E. Coli Outbreak Will Be Palantir

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Pretty Soon, the Only Thing Between You and the Next E. Coli Outbreak Will Be Palantir

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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Maybe stick to Qdoba.

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What is an E. Coli outbreak? Taking a shit?

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