slothrop @lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoMan who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro Newsmetro.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square161linkfedilinkarrow-up1492arrow-down117
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minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·14 days agoThat’s the horniest car I’ve ever seen! And I love it.
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 days agoI bet it emits rainbow-patterned exhaust fumes.
That’s the horniest car I’ve ever seen!
And I love it.
That car fucks.
I bet it emits rainbow-patterned exhaust fumes.