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UPDATE
Amazingly, I managed to extricate myself without disturbing her. No atrocities have occurred this day.
So fluffy atrocities.
“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined, hooman.”
It looks like it was a deal… for today.
“Well, ok. Just come back with three bags of treats.”. 🤭
Good job. It is actually possible to do that with some practice.
Survived to feed them another day. Well done.
Calling in sick is not an atrocity.
Just send your boss this pic, along with a message that says, “Sorry, gonna be late today.”
