The Missing Nukes/Dirty Bomb Sweep Theory
The PSY-OP/Government Conspiracy Theory
The ET Theory
The Mass Hysteria Theory
The Copycats/Hoaxers Theory
The Iranian Mothership/Foreign Spy Theory
The Angels Theory

  • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Given that the former Governor of Maryland mistook the constellation Orion for a drone, I’m going with mass hysteria as my theory of choice.

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      11 days ago

      Also, a Pennsylvania Senator thought a fake TIE Fighter strapped to a trailer was a drone that crashed. It’s silly season.