I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
someone’s faxing me a snickers
In our language “sitting” is a synonym of “meeting”. So in the office setting, I always say “I have an important sitting coming up”.
Lay a sewer pickle
Honk out a dirt snake
I’m going to free space for dinner
Time to go take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
Gotta send teal’c through the stargate.
I quote cars.
“Gotta use the sandbox”
I need to go 3D print something.
I’ve got shit to do
“I gotta go do some paper work” or “I need to get something down on paper” are my two go-tos
“Gotta see a man about a dog.”
Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a “Tony ten-er.”
My ex boss used to say he was going to use the library whenever he had to shit. Don’t know why.
I didn’t think I was old. Now I do.
Gotta go ponder the mysteries of the universe.
Gotta go release my fear.
Gotta go pop a squat.
Gotta go stop a penalty kick.
