At first I imagined the director personally installed over 1m mods in a day

It’s okay, Team Snapchat is the only person that sends me anything either (>•_•)><3

^^This^ The joint pain is definitely inflammation during cabin pressurization, but if it is severe enough it could also impact the brains circulation and lead to an aneurysm.

For reference this is them on a business card.

I had the same partner at my last workplace. Always showed up on the top of the monitor when I’d arrive in the morning!

Yes, shrubberies are my trade – I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

Worked for a company that was entirely JWs, some of the most genuinely nice people I ever met, but knowing the whole process behind the scenes and how constrictive the lifestyle is, it was always off putting.

I was never witnessed to other than just general inquiry to get to know me in passing by coworkers. But their doctrine basically states that if I’m not a JW, I’m a non-person. I don’t know how many of them believe it, but still.

They all have designated zones to do their “service” so if you refuse they’ll still come back because they believe their ticket into heaven is to convince you what they say is true.

If anyone else who reads this ever has problems with them coming to their door, best way to get them to take you off their list is say “I’ve already been excommunicated from another kingdom hall in (insert town from 2hr+ away)”

This too. You’d be bafflef how many people think the shell casing is part of the bullet that’s fired. Like little rockets lol.

Safty-less pistol owner here. Glock-19 Gen3. Even though the gun is resistant to firing unless the trigger is pulled (ie dropping it) it won’t go off. That being said, I never carry with a round chambered because of this. It takes a half a second extra to chamber the round, I’d rather take that than carry a loaded round pointed at my spine or crotch all day.

Hey man how’s the weather over there?