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16 days agoHey guys I have full control of Uranus. No one can access Uranus without my approval.


Hey guys I have full control of Uranus. No one can access Uranus without my approval.


So full of it. I don’t work on Saturday.


We’ve all been there


Lexapro and a bidet


I’m right there with you bro.


Earlier this year I tweaked my back sitting down on the toilet. That was fun.


I never shit in the dishwasher though


So do they just circle over the school until the shooter has killed everyone and leaves the building?
Sure as fuck hope so