If social media was so addictive why am I not on it right now?

You see there was a lot of acid in the 90s and tattoos were cheap…

God damn, delete some emails and free up 2mb, that’s all anyone ever needs.

Not me cause I chug the whole thing piping hot. Really burns up my mouth but what can you do?

Got footage of their first recruits at boot camp:

Lol optimizing! Yeah I guess they eventually fix their bugs sometimes.

Basically they bought 70% of the shares but they aren’t even the good ones.

Your husband is doing exactly what he needs to right now. I don’t know why you’d want to get in-between that. He sounds like a great guy that values family and would do anything for them.

This period will come to an end one day, specifically because he is helping his son overcome it. This is what life is. It can be unpredictable and things change and as long as there is no malice on the son’s part this is a piece of your husband’s life you married into. I don’t think it’s at the point where you can make demands but do speak with him about it and keep a very open mind. One day his son will leave and this will have been a beautiful time in your husband’s life so please don’t push him. I wish I had this kind of relationship with my dad.

It’s LA, nobody drives there, they all just sit in traffic.

If you want higher crime pay the criminals better!

Cats

Everytime I cross into Ohio I feel like I’m losing the will to live.

I would give you 10 words but it’s coffee time.

24 minutes, I’m not an island person. Need my land to be at least a peninsula, maybe a cape but no island.

How do you know when someone is a non-carbon eater? Don’t worry they will tell you.

You cat horder! Nice looking family.

Fresh fish

A farm channel I watch on YT solved his horsefly issue by wrapping the outside of a plastic garbage can with a roll of wide bug tape. Really made a difference and when it fills up you just tear it off and feed them to your chickens

Change the name to Star Trek and get a crew together composed of beings from around the universe and a black lady. To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, yadda yadda yadda…

I am a strict humanitarian. I only eat humans.