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Hay is for hoses, straw is for turtles

Lemmyors

Ok, but why do I smell hippos??

Nobody had a faster robot?

This vampire joke doesn’t suck as much as usual

Same, tbh

US with new technology:

To help fight human trafficking? No

To help find abducted children? No

To catch “illegal” brown kids trying to go to school? Hell yeah!

Yeah… that’s fair actually, it really is pretty hard to ‘fake casting couch’ your relatives

Same, tbh

Sorry, no idea why it says that but I’m pretty new to lemmy so it’s probably something I did, I’ll look into it

Sorry I snapped at you, being mistaken for ai or bots is a sore spot for me

Oh that’s weird, no idea, thanks 🤣

No, you?

If he doesn’t go first no nation should allow it. Dude is a fraud.

So, you know how Reddit has posts? Well something like 53% of those Reddit posts are posted by chick-fil-a agents for various reasons.

Ever since they won the chicken sandwich wars of the early 20s they’ve been focused on invading media spaces, often quite aggressively.

Reddit is essentially a chicken sandwich propaganda wing of the massive chicken chain at this point, still quite a bit of porn though luckily. Can’t say I’m looking forward to chicken sandwich porn 🤷‍♂️

Tab A; Slot B

How do we get some of them Brazilian content orders here in the states?

This is the absolute worst possible way for me to first hear about a product and company that I would have otherwise been interested in

Capitalistic free enterprise is the law of the land?