What?! No toast and beer? What’s the bloody point then? I’d rather go to Bognor.

What’s really frustrating about Liz Truss is she is too stupid to understand how stupid she is. If she could wrap her head around that, she might just shut up and we’d never have to hear from her again.

Was it a dehumidifier by marriage? A step dehumidifier is quite the thing apparently.

My washing machine keeps asking to be connected to the WiFi. 2 years I’ve been ignoring it, which has been very convenient. I think it just wants to watch porn.

Would that not make her more likely to be plagiarised? Why would you plagiarise a boring idiot, what would be the point?

I think this the ship they used for the opening credits of Black Sails. Nice to see use of a real sculpture instead of CGI.

People are generally born at the same age too.