I wonder if aquatic creatures get upset & violently retaliatory when they’re swatted by paddling oars?

Ok but Crocodile Dundee was a person.

There are no crocodiles in that Brisbane river? Then I wonder why the article stated there are 500 crocodiles living in that Brisbane river?

Well that interpretation would be “52nd marriage.”

But I wanted to interpret it as “50-second marriage,” as in a REALLY short, less than one minute marriage 🤭

I like that you included punctuation. It would’ve meant something quite different without that comma.

But if we stand up against it, we’ll be off’ed or thrown into prison. It’s not our fault a bunch of despotic tyrranic dystopian oligarch fascists are burning the world down. You say it’s our fault if we don’t stop them?? How about it’s THEIR fault for burning the world down?!

Я спйнаж! 😈

Why do the hamster tunnels look like intestines?

I guess that’s a pun, not a typo.

What statement do you suppose they were trying to make?

I went there once because I needed a specific type of light bulb. But it wasn’t in their inventory. So I don’t even think of that place anymore when I need bulbs. Anyway they’re rather small stores. How could they possibly stock all the millions of varieties of those two specific things? Spoiler: they don’t.

USA has an increasing number of roundabouts.

Took me a minute. Ah yes, German.

When I’m alone with somebody and they say absolutely nothing after I sneeze, I have to process that for a moment and decide what kind of person they are. They are probably stoic & logical & they eschew bullshit meaningless traditions. I like it. But I’m a girl with a big heart and I still cannot bear to be silent after somebody sneezes, but I agree it’s meaningless & old-fashioned to say “bless you,” so

I learned Chinese a few years ago and they say “Yi bai sui” or “may you live 100 years” after somebody sneezes. So I say that in english after somebody sneezes. “May you live 100 years.” That way there’s no awkward silence showing that I’m cold and heartless, instead I’m a compassionate educated polyglot 😜

They need a more realistic button: “Pay to enjoy it until it disappears with no warning”

They have fur/feathers covering their shameful skin. They’re just wealthy Disney nepo babies who enjoy shopping for & wearing unnecessary ostentatious decorative items.

Because the weight loss comes from muscle first, so Ozempic users MUST eat high protein & lift weights to build/maintain muscle or else their body composition turns into jelly. Ask me how I know 😜

Many neckbeards living in moms’ basements are drawn to Lemmy.

Sometimes my hair is knotty.

Sometimes I’m naughty.

A moment of silence for those of us who manually deleted all our reddit posts & comments one-by-one then checked back a few weeks later & noticed our posts are still there. Reddit refused our right to delete.