Deconceptualist

Ok, that’s pretty funny to imagine the potential reactions if I (cis male) or any of my manlier friends did that. Good answer!

There’s even a song 😆

But yeah also see Odo’s comment about missions not always ending when expected.

I’ll play. I figure I might never finish all the tiers solo but maybe I have a shot at the higher ones if I contribute to a group 🙂

And Christmas is pagan (Yule/Saturnalia) 😎

DISCORDIANISM

I like the seasonal holidays, so

• Chaoflux
• Discoflux
• Confuflux
• Bureflux
• Afflux

Each conveniently occurs on the 50th day of its respective season.

Of course some people might prefer the apostle holidays. Those folks are weird.

Calendar: https://world.clndr.org/data/uploads/discordian_calendar.jpg

Source: https://principiadiscordia.com/

Oh wow haha, I didn’t know that!

It probably would have been closer to 1990 when I first saw it though so it would’ve been PG-13 by then. Still, an interesting factoid.

Yeah Temple of Doom and T2 for me as well.

ToD was somehow approved by my parents (I think it was rated PG-13, not R) and we even owned it on VHS but I definitely lost some sleep over the heart scene and also the monkey brains.

T2 was definitely not approved, but I watched it at a friend’s house.

That’s called a compressor and you could run your stereo through one or use a mobile app to do the processing on your phone.

That’s a dove and olives representing peace, right? Pretty good.

Many are from a huge list (some modified) but I picked out favorites that seemed fitting for a pet and it was actually easier to just retype them. Some were my ideas (e.g. Lt. Dangle because I love Reno 911). I didn’t want duplicates so alphabetizing was the simplest way to avoid that. And yes I giggled pretty much the whole time 😁

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

Others here have explained the political meaning of “conservatism”. I think maybe you conflated that word with conservationism. They are definitely not the same thing.

orange person

Oh damn, is oompa-loompa no longer considered acceptable?

As a swamp German

Looks at host domain

Omg I just got that 😂

suit/ship/multi tool/exocraft grind

That’s an awful grind, not fun at all. You have so little control over it in this game. Suit for example… you can only buy 1 slot per space station (plus one from the Anomaly) and it’s the exact same in every single system.

find cool planets

I want to enjoy this, but there aren’t enough biomes on any planet. They’re huge but super homogenous. No glaciers or rivers or waterfalls or anything.

build bases

This is okay. The parts are awkward but it’s not the worst system.

guild missions

These were just RNG “collect/kill X” trash when I played them.

anomoly missions

These are the best always-available missions. But they get repetitive quickly too and the rewards aren’t very good.

expedition

These are the best thing the game offers IMO, mostly due to having a one-off story and unique rewards. But the actual missions are kind of just a clunky scavenger hunt.

The first one reminds me of this guy from Disenchantment. https://disenchantment.fandom.com/wiki/Me-Flavored_Water_Salesman