A quick bit of research shows these dudes are legit. I’m leaving it up in case anyone wants to help them out.

The dragon rolls I’ve seen considered of shrimp tempura and avocado topped with unagi. The eel is the dragon, while the shrimp provides a tail.

Everyone, this is Aww. One of the few places left to just be nice and decent. Any incivility well be removed. Let’s start the new year off more civilly, please.

A true fellow of culture. Just don’t trust the skull.

Oh shit, that’s an old school reference. Poor Mr. Cheeseface.

For those unfamiliar, this is from an old National Lampoons magazine.

A few years later, someone actually shot that dog.

Op, this is the most delightful post I’ve seen here in a while. Thank you for sharing this.

Ughhhh this is terrible. Thank you.

Hours of your life and fractions of your soul.

Honestly though, when the prices get significantly high, both sets of lanes are backed up to hell and it doesn’t really matter.

Based off latest rumors, Gaben is going to kick the door in and yank that trophy right off the shelf.

What’s more, they didn’t even dismiss the complaint, just ordered them to resubmit it without it. Anyone claiming they dismissed didn’t bother to read the article.

Are you aware just how long anime has been around? There are boomers who grew up on anime. Astro Boy is from the 60s.

Did you actually read the record? Because that’s not at all what happened. Go back and read the next paragraph.

There are a lot of absolutely terrible judges out there, which I’ll never dare to excuse. But this particular instance isn’t anywhere on that level. The judge is merely saying to cut this bullshit out and resubmit it without it.

From the records:

IT IS ORDERED that plaintiff’s complaint (ECF No. 1) is STRICKEN. Plaintiff is directed to file an amended complaint, containing the same allegations as the original complaint, without the cartoon dragon by no later than May 5, 2025.

IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that plaintiff shall not file any other documents with the cartoon dragon or other inappropriate content.

Oh, the literal wording is freaking great.

Use of this dragon cartoon logo is not only distracting, it is juvenile and impertinent. The Court is not a cartoon. Accordingly,

IT IS ORDERED that plaintiff’s complaint (ECF No. 1) is STRICKEN. Plaintiff is directed to file an amended complaint, containing the same allegations as the original complaint, without the cartoon dragon by no later than May 5, 2025.

IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that plaintiff shall not file any other documents with the cartoon dragon or other inappropriate content.

Judge is having none of this bullshit.

And people are allowed to not want to fuck them.

Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

Woah, look at Nostradamus over here

Internet’s older than you think. Tim Berners Lee, the dude who invented the World Wide Web, opened it up to the public a year earlier.

I always heard it as if it was an insult. Like they hated their customers.

YOU BE SOFT, BIIIITCH.

Explain