Drunk & Root

searxng an matrix both on a vps an public an everything else i host local an are not on the web

mph or kph

to stay at that speed you can go down hill on a 636 an hit high speeds in perfect conditions

bikes that go 170 cost 30k plus if your dropping that much to go 170 an didnt stop to think its user error

just make a tide pod belt an hop in the shower

hop in your washer an dryer with clothes 2 birds 1 stone and your phone scrolls itself from the spinning

u could prob find a way to do this with nextcloud i saw smth like this on fdroid for nextclouf

synapse can be resource intensive but u can conduwuit or now tuwunel and its pretty lightweight https://github.com/girlbossceo/conduwuit https://github.com/matrix-construct/tuwunel

i mean cant go wrong with a self hosted matrix instance im pretty sure theres some managed hosts that make the process eaiser i dont know if this is what your looking for but cant go wrong with it