It’s not hard to download a YouTube video as an mp3, so all you’ve gotta do is rip it from one of the many places it’s posted up.

Now ask the non-Christians need to do a class action lawsuit lol

Don’t forget the duct tape.

Not surprising given that they’re designed to get lost or broken in less than a year. It’s almost like they need something to keep them from falling onto the ground when they slip out of your ear. Some kind of tether, linking them to each other and a larger, harder to lose object. If only some such device could be invented, it would solve the problem. Alas, I guess we’ll just have to learn to live with the problem.

Your moral panic isn’t welcome here.

The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.

Anti-vaxers should have to get a brand on their faces so we all know who the hell to keep clear of.

A baker ≠ a rich CEO.

The baker works for a living, if nothing else.

Humanity will probably die out in the next hundred years and the planet will finally be able to recover, even if it has to start over from microbes to get there.

The only valid use case for an LLM.

“double you” formally or “doubleya” informally.

I want my funeral to be a roast but my fiancee asked me not to.

Just a reminder that admin staff are just as guilty of war crimes as soldiers.

Low to moderate. Lower than it would be if I wasn’t a white male, because is the world we live in.

Warning Labels on obvious things. Like “contains dairy” on a package of butter. At some point they need to stop and let Darwin take the wheel.

So is Gremlins.

So turning it into an intranet.

Wrong country. Drugs are easy to get here, for example, especially in silicon valley. Not to mention the easiest cause of being suicided, high caliber lead poisoning.

That said, it’s always possible (though less likely) that he couldn’t live with himself, having helped create the current worst technology around.

To be fair, electronics break all the time, and living pets die eventually - both things everyone needs to learn how to cope with, including children. This is just the Venn Diagram of those two pieces of reality.