Remember, pirates did fly red flags as well as black ones. The red ones meant you were extra fucked.

If I want to play a factory game where you need to build defenses I’d go play Factorio and maybe stab myself in the throat a little because that’s about how fun having to deal with enemies in a factory game is.

My laptop died, I’m poor, and I’ll probably never get to play it. It makes me sad.

yawn Wake me up when I can play Skyrim.

Hopefully: college is bullshit, go to a trade school.

This is easy. Whoever’s doing the cooking does it their own way. If you don’t like it, then you do the cooking so it can be done your way.

Well to be honest we don’t have a justice system - we have a punishment system pretending to be a justice system.

The electrical college was, as I understand it, originally installed in the event the population voted really, really stupidly - to avoid the “tyranny of the majority.” If course that’s not actually how it works. It’s a dead theory and the whole process should be kicked off a cliff and replace with some kind of ranked choice system. At the federal level, if nothing else.

It won’t make any difference. There’s a gamers Bill of Rights that nobody remembers. It was produced by the owner of a company that now ignores that it ever existed.

Keep in your trunk the following: a portable snow shovel, an ice scraper, a window snow brush, a spare set of gloves, one of those emergency mylar blankets, a little spray-bottle of deicer, an extra jug of wiper fluid.

Sounds like you played shitty games as a kid.

Of course it was, how could I forget.

Happy Groundhog Day I guess.

Remember kids, nothing matters.

What do you mean, it’s right there.

https://youtu.be/GOZvz5Blq6U

You’d have to be the saddest, weirdest kind of model train building person ever.

Thaddeus

In the event of catastrophic damage leading to explosive decompression it should keep you from being sucked out into thin air. Like if the roof tears off like that one time. Or that Boeing thing. Or that other Boeing thing. Or that other other Boeing thing.