Fucking Adobe PDF is becoming damn near unusable because of this. Frustrating because I absolutely have to use it all day every day.

Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg

Wizardry was great. I’ll never understand how I lived in one of those ultra religious eighties homes that wouldn’t let me play D&D but wizardry, Ultima, and bards tale were just fine.

I mean to tell you that I’m that regular. Once in the morning and I’m done until tomorrow.

And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn’t?

God Europeans are so eager so shit on all of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? Is that what did it?

I know Europe loves to shit all over the US on this topic.

Unless I’m sick, well over 95% of my poops take place immediately before I shower. I don’t really see how this is any different.

Hell they already submit plenty of pseudoscience as evidence that juries lap up like a pack of dehydrated wolves in the desert. Why not add some worthless text that shows the officer in a sublime light as well?

Jesus

Unemployment on the reservation hovers between 80% and 85%, and 49% of the population live below the federal poverty level. Many of the families have no electricity, telephone, running water, or sewage systems; and many use wood stoves to heat their homes, depleting limited wood resources.

Then again, why don’t they just pull themselves up by the moccasin straps? Look at them. I bet some of them even have refrigerators! /s

I had an Apple ][+ in 1982 and an Apple ][c in 1984.

Cost less is a relative term depending on application.

They were cheaper than full business model IBM computers (who hadn’t much entered into the home computer market) but significantly more expensive than other home offerings such as commodore or (shudder) radio shack.

Now I wonder about elephants given that they have funerals and mourn their dead.

I went over once when they were shooting off commercial grade fireworks on a Wednesday night and feel lucky to have escaped alive. The young bulls got threatening with me until the older guy came out and spoke reason. It’s just a product of where I live.

Here in the Texas summer it’s about seven in the morning. Annoying, but everybody realizes that if you go out any later, you’re gonna die of heat stroke.

My neighbors consistently party until about five in the morning with outdoor speakers on the weekends. I’m generally up for the day before they’re done with last night, and I get to enjoy free concerts from their sound system.

You’re God damned right I’ve zero qualms about firing up the lawn mower as soon as the sun breaks the eastern horizon.

I don’t think they’re allowed to eat the cake anymore. They have to throw it all away at the end of the day instead.

I misread tone on the upset part then. All due apologies for that one.

Just like paid streaming services, Reddit, Twitter, etc., they’re free to charge as much as they want, bilk mountains of money out of people while simultaneously selling out their personal data and content.

But they won’t take my money or my data.

That’s the only thing I can control, so I do.

You seem upset that I pointed any of this out. Not sure why. I was a rabid baseball fan growing up and was fortunate enough to have both American and National League teams to go watch. I could afford to attend several games each year by mowing lawns as a teenager.

Today, with considerably more income, it’s more financially difficult to attend a game than it was when I was a ragtag odd job teenager.

Since spectator sports are not a necessity, and I personally think they cost too much, I chose to cease my attendance.

You do you. Won’t bother me.

Everything is on TV

Ticket prices are on par with a mortgage payment

Parking prices are on par with a day’s pay

Concessions damn near require financing

And let’s treat every person who comes through the gates like a terrorist

WHY IS ATTENDANCE DOWN?

(Not that they care since the sweet sweet luxury boxes bring in a ton of revenue)

Last professional sporting event I attended was in 2013.

Last time I paid to attend a professional sporting event was in 2005.

I just see no reason to bother with it.

I didn’t wake up this morning with the knowledge that I’m about to move to Pennsylvania and convert to being Amish.

JK Rowling discovered girls in Hogwarts experimenting with this and duly expelled them from the entire series.

PayPal was so far ahead of the curve. I’ve actively avoided using them for a long because of something that happened many years ago. I sense that young people see it as a boomer app.

PayPal could’ve been the big bank of the Internet and they fucked it up.

You can use them as a crude compass next time you find yourself unexpectedly in the wilderness.