At first I thought this was an Uncle joke then I remembered he got hit in the neck

Maxwell Van

This is all true, and it happened right after they got done spit roasting poland together

Stalin was a Nazi sympathizer

I’m surprised mayo isn’t too spicy for him.

Its like the fry tax. When you go through the drive through and the fry enters the car its like goods entering the country but instead of your dad eating a fry and giving you the rest an amount of money has to be paid based on the value of the goods.

Does this mean news for KSP2?

Anime piracy website? Disgusting! What website is it? So that I can avoid it. Gross.

Young tucker always dreamed of being a Broadway star but his father was ashamed that his son wasn’t more athletic and never attended any of his private school plays, haunted by the memory of the empty reserved seat he lashes out at anyone with a dream.