Steel beams are not gonna melt themselves.

Licking your butthole is also seen in nature…

Just ask yourself if you’d use “males” in that context.

Using a sail to fly your colours is a red flag.

Cat.

Also, wearing slippers on the couch?

Better safe than sorry. Welcome to JD Vance’s America.

That makes me so angry!

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Thank you.

DU

Bakers are people who bake for people who don’t bake for themselves…

Yeah, I used to post on the forums back in the day. What was it called, The Octagon? It was a fun place. I miss old-school forums =/

He’s still writing Dark Science and it’s still dogshit, but there might be a few one-offs you missed. Those are great.

I’m wondering how you got there.

But he turned me into a newt!

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

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From wikipedia:

Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.

apes ⊂ monkeys, actually.

Humans are apes, apes are monkeys, paraphyletic groups are bullshit.