He’s like “I didn’t know what happened, but I think I’m dying. I just want you to know, I’d still eat your face if I could. Let me touch that delicious face one last time.”

Can I have a slice of that cinnamon loaf please? 🍞

Good peepin’ window too

Media Bias Fact Check

I heard there were no parachutes, that they just jumped into deep snow.

De gallo?