Macchi_the_Slime

Yes, but that’s got nothing to do with it 🤣

My joint pain started when I was a teenager and has just gotten worse now that I’m 35. Though apparently my brain is perpetually 12 because I pick up this new slang very quickly. Much to the annoyance of my teenage son and the amusement of my 5 year old twins.

TFW it’s just got a regular old gas powered generator in it or something stupid.

I mean… I guess theoretically if you could keep a tank of algae or some other microbe that utilizes carbon dioxide alive in some kind of cell that you pass air intake through while driving the car then while it’s not actively producing CO2 from burning fuel it could be carbon negative but… I’d sure like to see some papers on how well this “microalgae” handles different environments and like… the movement of the vehicle.

Most likely yeah. If I had to guess I’d say it probably started being used as the term around the time filmmakers were trying to get like side view shots of something like a horse running across a plain.

My partner has face blindness, mine is one of a handful of faces that she recognizes on their own because I have a facial feature that’s distinctive enough that she recognizes it. So I am a frequent character in her dreams. Luckily she’s not the type to get mad at me for something I did in her dreams.

This is literally the face my daughter made, hugging the coffee cup and all the day she stole an entire large iced capp from off the register at the grocery store when she was like 3-ish.

We were getting groceries at Sam’s Club and they at least at this time made you give them your cart to scan the stuff. We had our twins with us riding in there seats on he cart so they went to one side while we paid. Well it happens that some of the managers were doing inventory and one of them had placed their iced capp on the register. My daughter saw it, decided she was having it, and took it. We get the cart back and start walking to the door when we hear that telltale sound of a straw in an empty cup. We didn’t notice it before that because she had the cup in an absolute bear hug hiding the whole thing.

My wife goes to apologize for Little Bit stealing the drink to a look of horror from the manager whose coffee that was saying “That was full…” clearly thinking this kid was about to have a heart attack. This little girl was so sleepy after downing that coffee that she didn’t wake up when we got home, when I carried her to her bed, then slept like 4 more hours.

Nah, Cracker Barrel almost certainly wanted the redesign because that particular sector has been moving trying to avoid the whole “You can tell this used to be a Pizza Hut,” thing for a while.

They want to be able to just open up a store anywhere with minimal investment. Then if their store is super generic it’s real easy to offload the real estate if that location doesn’t work out. It’s easier for another firm to buy the real estate if they don’t have to spend a bunch of money making the former Cracker Barrel not look like a Cracker Barrel.

That’s just Hard Drive Fragmentation. If you went too long without defragmenting your hard drives eventually the computer would start taking ages to open anything because pieces of files would be scattered all over the physical drive platters

The more time passes the more convinced I am that we actually do live in a simulation. That our reality is some kind of TV drama that was actually supposed to end years ago but now the writers are running out of ideas.

We’re out here doing worse versions of decades old plotlines, the stuff that is “new” feels phoned in, we’ve got this huge cliffhanger in the Epstein files that is probably never gonna get resolved. Really feels like the show ships have ended back in 2012.

I mean I’m shitposting, but still.

I love how these fucking hogs have zero problem lying through their teeth about shit like this. Presumably because in their mind they know the woke Starbucks employee they decided to target definitely did do this at some point and was just never caught. So it’s not that he is lying, he’s just exposing the crime that’s already there and nobody has caught before.

Good thing I’m only pretending to be an adult with any idea what I’m doing.