MerryJaneDoe

SO MUCH great information here! Bookmarked for later, so I can pick through it later and absorb all of your knowledge. Because I’m like a sponge. Or maybe more like a leech…

Your head is really gonna hurt when you read about printer ink and printing presses.

CMYK ftw!

Your average American is not intelligent enough to decipher the clever wordsmithing of the average journalist.

In an age where sensationalistic headlines are the norm, an understated headline can seem to lend credibility to the absurd.

This is not a problem, though. I enjoy eating popcorn and watching the world burn.

First, who the fuck is an expert on teleporting to Waffle House?

Second, why the fuck are the experts “dubious” instead of incredulous or openly condescending? JFC, c’mon experts, do better!

DLC expansion packs

You might not believe this, but there was a time before DLC expansion packs. Super Mario World, I love you.

Wake up.

Again.

Every day feels the same.

Same boring routine. Same vapid people. Same dingy places. Same tasteless food.

Stuck in a time loop but somehow getting older.

Every day.

This is very antagonistic and reactionary from the profession. Its a job that I have friends that do.

I don’t understand?

You are saying that some of your friends are sex workers? And…you come online to bash sex workers? And then get defensive when people misconstrue your intention?

Is that correct? Is that what’s happening here?

So why mention prostitutes in particular? Why not fry cooks or line workers?

And “easy”?! There’s nothing “easy” about collecting data on sex workers by visiting different areas and polling them! It’s definitely SO much easier to just Google “Cost of living index”

If it’s not easy and it’s not specific to prostitutes, it means the statement is false. WHY ARE WE LAUGHING AT A LIE?!

Answer: BECAUSE IT’S A JOKE. It’s a joke about sex work. It’s a joke about how only a desperate person would sell their body for money, therefore offering customers a discount based on their location.

So, yeah, it’s a bit in bad taste. As are many jokes. In fact, I feel a bit depressed now. No worries, it’s nothing a night out on the town with a couple of teenage hookers won’t cure! :)

Piglet would like a word with you.

Also cats. Dogs. Lemurs. Rats.

Basically, any creature that has a pink nose probably has pink lips. We just don’t notice because they are mostly covered in fur and proportionately thinner than human lips.

I’m that lazy on a daily basis. I’m just not that comfortable, dammit, and probably never will be.

And variable. You can be highly intelligent today, but in ten years? A dumbass.

Modern media can turn a person’s mind to mush. People who stay sharp are the people who keep reading (books, not memes and comments!), who challenge themselves to learn new useless things, who stay active in mind and body.

I think we’ve all seen our fair share of people go through this as they age. They find a comfort zone and become programmed by their routine.