Adapt or die.
A broken man, obsessed with 500 year old Mexican culture.
Adapt or die.
Is that cup tied to the pump? Is it a public cup? I think I’m going to be sick.
They have them in San Francisco? I didn’t know they existed until I moved up to the East Coast. I assume that Mr. Softee is where the Pete and Pete character Mr. Tastee comes from.
In Philadelphia PA we got Mr. Softee blasting this down the street.
Absolutely I delete them. Can’t have that kind of evidence lying around, loose ends sink careers.
“Too much force will break it.” The only thing worthwhile my mother taught me.
It would have to pay more than my current job.
Mansion Basement from the Original Resident Evil on PS1.
Rookie mistake, you need to increase your fiber intake to counter the increase in bowel movements.
What the hell is LeBron’s legacy?
I’m jealous, old wizards while powerful are always cringe. This will be my fate.
Tezcatlipoca tells us to stare into the obsidian mirror.
I’m Texan by birth. I don’t like guns, meat, or driving. I think Mesoamerican history is way more interesting than the Civil War.
Wasn’t Russia throttling YouTube bandwidth before hand to prepare for this? Along with banning cell phones for their soldiers, I guess they’re going for complete media blackout and control.
Edit: I guess they announced 70% slowdown a couple weeks ago and just went straight to full shutdown.
I wanted to go see Tenochtitlan and Teotihuacán. Worth it.
His name translates roughly “angry lord” or “lord he who frowns/grimace” so I like the idea he’s just mean mugging the descendents of man until the end of time.
I never liked the term Montezuma’s Revenge. Moctezuma the Second was an accomplished leader and deserves more respect than to have his name misspelled with a diarrhea diagnosis.
That being said I got it right as I left Mexico from vacation and prayed for death to take me.
What?