Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt.

Motion to bring back the girdle book.

The Garfield way, of course.

My city has a store with furniture like that. Also, lots of figurines of all sizes depicting totally nude mermaids, elves, whatever. #justeuropethings
They procure it mainly from thirld-world countries, though, and it seems to be made exclusively of bronze, cast iron, ebony, and cadmium.

A sturdy collar, too. I know the story of a guy who bled to death in mere minutes after taking a single piece of shrapnel to the neck.

Butterface mermaid

I can see you on the hill
Comatose but walking still
Curves beneath your flowing gown
Only I could bring you down

Why do I keep fuckin’ up?

Thanks. I’ve been wondering what Marilyn Manson has been up to lately.

Edit: Also, I think Karen Allen wore overalls at least once in Indiana Jones. Kinda hot, in an unpolished way.

Where’s the photographer in the reflection?

Do you want to sell your house?
◻ Yes
◻ Ask me again later

I just realized James Hong is still around. He’s pushing 100.