Something involving beans and jeans, more like.

Cats don’t go to school.

Doesn’t hat hurt? Serious question. I can only liken it to wiggling my balls, which always ends up being painful.

Yeah, I’d like to know if the cat was capable of scaling her own nest up for her human.

🎶 Smile, darn ya, smile
You know this great world is a good world after all 🎶

This is fucking dangerous. Total watershed event.

You should also keep him away from wine bottles.

What an Oblivion mountain lion actually looked like

They are also single frigging cells. Yet, they have nothing on the largest unicellular organisms, size-wise.

Needs more “Yes/ Ask again later” pseudo-choices.

And look how well it went.

♪ Nightswimming, remembering that night
September’s coming soon, I’m pining for the moon ♪

But did Bibi also kiss the hem of Don’s garment?

If you control social media, you also control who gets to see what in their feeds.

Maybe you’re just a really messy eater, and she doesn’t have the heart to tell you? Does her prediction change when you tied a napkin around your neck before eating?

That’s great and all, but what if… what if he needs to go to the toilet?

If you’re not knowledgeable about the topic you should comment about it.

Has this also been translated by an AI, or am I missing the point?

Didn’t know there were so many albino hedgehogs.