I haven’t been to school for a couple decades. Do they no longer teach how to take proper notes in your first year (paper or computer or otherwise)?

I hear the Invisible D and Silent C are happily married.

Illinois contains a hidden D which is in your mom.

The famous ‘invisible D’ of Connecticut, my favorite SCP.

Stop trying to make fetched a thing.

Shaka, when the walls rizzed.

Groovy is acceptable, but only in the way Ash from the Evil Dead uses it.

Me too. I don’t even need 60hz. I get motion sickness if a screen goes over 30hz. I guess I’m officially old.

Elon Musk will be alone until the day he dies. It doesn’t matter how many people he pays to surround him.

He will always be alone.

He will never know a friend.

He should give up. Now.

He will always be alone.

Y’see, that’s not quite how it works.

And when Mercury is in retrograde, you can make an excuse for anything being kind of shitty or off.

Who doesn’t like going for a swim when the K kicks in?

Missed the chance to have a Ministry of Peace.

I imagine he’s dabbling in nootropics and whatever novel research chemicals his handlers come across.