AI rage bait. Made for engagement. Don’t repost this bullshit

My muscles are fine, it’s the fat cells that need to forget.

Can you do me a favor next time and SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!?

It’s just a joke, dweeb. Go outside.

Sure, clanker.

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

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Em dashes. Bot comment.

Yo, human here. Why the fuck you using all those em dashes? Prove you are a human. You’re a clanker.