also like, he’s already been hard and genuine, why does he need to keep trying? he made it, he got popular and make music about how his life sucked and whatnot, just retire.

i have changed your gender, pray i do not alter it further

i’m becoming increasingly convinced that a lot of admin workers are just a bit evil, every decision seems to be guided by “what is the most egregious way i can misinterpret and mangle this paperwork?”

just recently there was a guy here in sweden who was fucking pronounced dead for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and courts ruled that it was an honest mistake??? like what the fuck, why are random admin workers seemingly a separate untouchable ruling class?? We’re not even talking about rich people, it’s just Mary in accounting who is arbitrarily allowed to redirect your wage to her bank account and go unpunished.

EyeFone

“100% US” will never cease being funny to me, the US is a fucking continent! Imagine if we in europe had “100% european milk!”, only place you wouldn’t see that seal is like, greece and bulgaria because they might import turkish milk…

these fish plushies are unironically the ideal cat toy: they’re the perfect size for the cat to latch onto and bunny kick to their heart’s content, there’s nothing on them that would harm the cat, and i bet they absolutely soak up scents like a sponge (which cats love).

have you looked at simplex? at a glance it seems robust and it actually works without much fiddling which is nice.

“HUMAN, BRING ME THE SECOND BRAIN CELL”

tibet in 2077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh1cb-m9JwQ

are you severely low on blood sugar or something?

it’s particularly baffling since KDE plasma is at this point kiiiiiinda just the best desktop, including windows and mac.
By default it just works as 90% of people would expect it to, and if you want to you can customize it into something unrecognizable and it’ll outright help you to do so.

It’s so fucking good that i switched to it just because my mom has it on her laptop and it looked fucking sweet

and this is why i’ll never be able to work more than 50%

more like the mighty passed away from a heart attack, then someone came by before things started rotting and cut the face off to use as a hideous mask

it’s just a part of the statement which rolls easily off your tongue, that’s all there is to it

cats have 2 modes:
i don’t know you and if you don’t go away now i’m going to slaughter you
hello friend please rub my belly i love you i love you i love you purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

people doing lots of mental work need calories that can be consumed easily without getting distracted

is checking the thing’s fucking spec sheet intensive research? do you get AI summaries of your own shopping list?

i have to wonder if people even research the things they buy or if they just walk into the store with 2000€ and say “give me a washing machine”, and never see the machine until the crew comes home to install it.

It’s an expensive piece of machinery that is going to be a core part of your home for like 10 years, check the manual and online reviews to make sure it doesn’t have a major flaw you’d be unhappy with, please.

i don’t get why people use web services for rss, it can be done completely clientside, that’s… kind of the whole point of rss…

“forcing doctors to write clearly legible notes will kill people” is probably my favourite take this month