i’d say it’s totally logical to be 100% convinced that you can’t be convinced of god’s existence or non-existence

kinky scientists

dramatically removes sunshades
dear god… the balloons are gay…

hogshead is my favourite

considering how cats just keep showing up in people’s houses and acting like they’ve been living there all along, it seems we do in fact deserve cats

bapacka balunch
bapick banick…
BA’NOODLE

god these names just sound the fucking same, garudo nobara banuda ronada, talking about linux gaming distros is liable to summon a demon

“LOVE ME” nom

also stop giving them dry-ass pellets with a bunch of grains in them, nut up and live with the smell of wet food and buy some chicken innards for them every now and then.

this is why it’s ideal to befriend a neighbourhood cat, all the positives without the negatives

we could also just build desalination plants with a field of solar panels next to them, but what do i know

that’s just realism smh

i somehow don’t expect modded games to be much better

plus it’s such a horrendously complex thing that you definitely can’t largely figure out on your own

hey my infant keeps leaking this foul smelling brown stuff, what’s going on??? if only i had access to AI so i could figure this out…

stare into the void long enough and the void slow blinks back

are there really no streamers that just stream hikes and shit?

hey chat look at this cool fucking flower

even that shouldn’t result in such utter nonsense, especially not nowadays where google translate is generally decent

can’t tell if you’re serious or taking the piss, but for reference meat has to be fed with things that are themselves organic to be classed as organic.

as if anyone living with a cat isn’t infected anyways

aside from harvesting stuff from the seafloor i can’t think of any situation where holding your breath for more than 5 minutes is particularly helpful

but on the flipside being able to hold my breath for 5 minutes would be real neat