Mr. Zeus

My cats would hate that

Think about how many times the copyright nazis have tried to crack down on piracy and then imagine how much good that kind of effort could do if they set up sting operations to catch pedos

Maybe she just wants to give you a demonic power-up so you can dominate her in bed. You don’t know.

That may or may not have happened to me at some point in the past

wow…that’s a downer

Apple got rich by using slave labor.

what do you think the odds are that guy is just an angry policy holder that didn’t get something he needed?

Yeah, but Arby’s is gross.

A lot of doctors hate dealing with the insurance companies as much as we do. They have to deal with medical insurance on both sides.

They all get frustrated whenever they have to not help someone they’re perfectly capable of helping

Ah! But here’s the twist!

The driver was a third combatant that had an grudge against the other two